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Monday: Corn Dog, Baked Beans, Cookie, Fruit. Tuesday: Pizza, Peas, Donut, Fruit. Wednesday: Beef Stew, Biscuit, Jello, Fruit. Thursday: Chicken Taco, Corn, Cookie, Fruit. Friday: Lasagna, Green Beans, Breadsticks, Fruit. ABERDEEN PUBLIC CENTRAL HIGH ...

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PHILADELPHIA - (Business Wire) ARAMARK Education, a leader in providing food and nutrition services at more than 4,000 schools nationwide, has launched Cool*Caf™, a new elementary school dining environment created as a result of comprehensive ...

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The holiday season is over and for many parents that means it's time to send the children back to school. While most of the island's schools resumed session on Monday there still is an adjustment period students are going through, according to local ...

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ANDREWS AIR FORCE BASE (AP) President-elect Barack Obama landed in the Washington area Sunday evening, setting up the final march toward his Jan. 20 inauguration. Obama landed hours after his pick for commerce secretary, New Mexico Gov. Bill ...

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Voting Question: Can anyone with info on eating disorders help me please?

Starting at the beginning of July I got really depressed about my weight (which was 285 lbs) after one of my clinical instructors kept making comments about how pretty one of the nurses was. It made me sad to think that I was never one of the “cute ones” because I had let my weight balloon out of control at an early age. I would eat anytime I experienced any kind of emotion. I would eat when I was sad, angry, happy, nervous, etc.. I decided that day I would lose the weight that so many diets over the years had failed to achieve. The first week was easy—the depression allowed me to feel no hunger so I ate nothing and lost 15 lbs. The second week I was feeling good about losing weight but my hunger returned—I allowed myself to eat pickles (5 cals each) and a spoonful of cottage cheese a couple times a day. The second week I lost 10 lbs. The 3rd and 4th week were the hardest because I was no longer satisfied with only losing 10 lbs. a week—I wanted my weight to fall off faster but pickles were no longer satisfying so my calorie intake increased to about 500 cals/day resulting in only a 10 lb weight loss for those 2 weeks. The 5th week of my diet I returned to school from summer break and started receiving compliments from my classmates and my teachers. I told everyone it was exercise and a diet plan that was to credit my weight loss. Every day I was being complimented and it felt so good that it made me more determined to lose more weight. I no longer had to force myself not to eat because the thought of food had started to make me nauseous whenever I looked at how many calories everything had. Within a week of returning to school my diet had changed to no more than 200 cals/day with some days being under 50 calories. I was losing between 7-10 lbs a week for about 6 weeks but then I hit a plateau and my weight loss changed to about 4-5 lbs a week. At this point my cutting got worse. I’ve been an occasional cutter since Jr High but usually would cut for a couple days if I was really depressed about something and then I wouldn’t cut again until I really needed to. This time (for about 2 months) I let cutting get out of control. I was cutting everyday and some days more than once. I was going to my car during lunch to cut, I was cutting in the shower, I was cutting before school and when I got home. Cutting was all I was looking forward to and I know that sounds disgusting but for me cutting made me feel real. I could think clearer and everything made sense. I stopped cutting though when it was almost time for clinicals again because we’re required to wear short sleeves during some of our rotations and also for graduation which was only a month and a half away. Cutting was easier to quit than I thought it would be—I just restricted my calories even more and on some days the power I felt from cutting I got from not eating. I went several days without eating anything at all and then landed myself in the hospital with chest pain. After a few tests and an IV I was discharged with orders to stay better hydrated (they had no clue I wasn’t eating). I decided to talk to someone about what I was going through for any suggestions about what I could do to help me not be so scared of calories. I talked to one of my instructors at school (who kept complimenting me for exercising and losing weight) and told her I was losing weight not because I was exercising but because I wasn’t able to eat. We talked for a while and then hung up. She called me back a few minutes later and said she had gotten some referrals for me that would be helpful and she encouraged me to stop by her office and pick up the list. When I picked up the list from my instructor I looked over the list but had no intentions of calling an eating disorder specialist. I decided to talk about this issue with my counselor instead. When I told my counselor what was going on she also referred me to an eating disorder specialist because she felt with their specialized training on this subject that they would be able to help me better than she could. My counselor provided me with a list of referrals as well. After struggling for another 2 weeks with food issues (food was fast becoming my enemy and I could hardly look at it anymore) I decided to call a psychologist from the list. I met with her the first time and she explained fees, session cancellations, policies, etc. The second session we talked about how diets don’t work and she suggested reading some chapters from a book called “diets don’t work”. The 3rd session we talked about setting up a menu for me to follow that was approx 1200 cals/day. I told her that I wasn’t ready to make the promise to follow a plan with that many calories and so she suggested I keep doing what I’m doing until I reach my target weight and then I’ll either become ready on my own to follow a healthy eating plan or I’ll end up in the hospital again. I was a little shocked to learn that this was how eating disorders are treated (at least by more

Voting Question: Can anyone with info on eating disorders help me please?

Resolved Question: Can anyone with info about eating disorders help me please?

Resolved Question: EATING DISORDER !!!! please help?

i have a lil sister. she is 12 and wen she wen to the doctors he weighed her and he sed she is 42 kilos. After that she started crying. she sed she is too fat. she is going to high school next yr and is scared that if she gets fat every1 will hate her. She trys not to eat bad food and i sed if she stops it will help but hopefully she will. Please tell some good ways like some tips such as go jogging for 30 ins or something and also some daily food menus with breakfast lunch and dinner would help. i could probably cook for her menus if u guys can help me with the menus and stuff. Please help i am very worried for my baby sister ALSO I WANT STUFF THAT ARE EASY TO DO AT HOME!! more

Resolved Question: Is this social anxiety disorder/avoidant personality disorder?

Basically, i now have no friends. When i started high school i didnt make any new friends and had 3 best friends. If somebody would say hi to me i would just ignore them. In year 9 i started acting different and i didnt believe people were my friends and i would sometimes just walk off. for example, if i saw a friend in the hall i would pretend i didnt see them and not say hi because i thought they wouldnt want me to or something incase they werent my friend. I don't ever approach people to talk to them because they wouldnt want me to and i hope that people dont talk to me because i wouldnt no what to say back. I also care a lot about the way i look to other people and wouldnt go out incase i didnt look "okay". Sometimes when i get clothes id think would other people like this instead of do i like it. Certain situations i dont like are being in assemblies at school and sitting at the front as everybody is behind you, this is the same with resteraunts, sometimes i would say i dont want to go and my family would go without me. If i do i like to sit facing people so i can see everything, i also do not like ordering from the menu, answering the phone or door. I also get nervous when shopping or going to the hairdressers as i feel out of place. I also drink as often as i can before school and have missed school a few times because i didnt think i could go without drinking. At break and lunch i just walk around and go to computer rooms. i also dont like people watching me work, especially the teacher in that lesson, for example coming up with ideas for things or writing about what music i like as people might judge me. My mum has offered for me to get counselling for shyness however i dont think this is shyness and would rather find out what it is. sorry this is so long i could write more. Im 15 more

Resolved Question: Do I have Social anxiety disorder/Avoidant personality disorder?

Resolved Question: what is the meaning of life as mentioned by the apes?

9:00 i wake up to find fortunato making breakfast. we go out to the beach and he and ladislao go into the water and i stay in the shade to relax while i read my book i brought. around ten o'clock we went to go look at more sites down the beach and up the beach. we buy souveniers at some stores $42 spent for lunch we go to a restaurant called gulf lagoon cafe. fortunato and ladislao wanted to go to a gamestop but i told him no. i wanted to go into an antigue store and they said no with a few other words. $42 + $30 = $92 spent so far today. we come back to the rv and the beach is full of people. a police car was near our rv meaning it was probably safe from harm. and it was. for the rest of the day we stay on the beach. i swam a bit while fortunato and ladislao swam as much as a dolphins until time for dinner time. when they came out hungry as a shark. we went back to the cafe we went to earlier and try the dinner menu. 120 dollars exact were spent today. we decided to sleep in the southwind for tonight. tomorrow we were heading back to tampa. in the early morning we go back into the 231 route and head back to tampa. we stop at a gas station and fill up the tank spent 50 dollars i drive the rv because they drove the other times. at noon i stop at a rest stop to stretch a bit. we eat lunch and go back onto the road. we continue on i-10 going east until lake city where we start to head south after three hours we get back to blake high school. we spent 60 dollars in food and gas today. we spent around 1500 dollars the entire trip. more

Resolved Question: AISD Akins High School Breakfast Menu Nutrition?

I'm just a dad who is concerned about what my children are eating at their school. The austin isd site posts nutrition facts about their lunch menus, but not their breakfast menus. does anyone know what the nutrition facts for the breakfast menu at akins high school is, or at least the nutrition of the monkey bread because my son eats that a lot. any help would be appreciated more

Resolved Question: School Lunches......?

It seems to me that every year school lunch prices go up and the food becomes more questionable. I doubt there was a year in the 21st century where most schools didn't raise lunch prices. This year at my school prices went up and the food got much worse. Before when we had cheeseburgers they were actually made of beef. Now they are made of very questionable meat and are about 75% smaller. Apparently one day we had a turkey dinner and the turkey was a dark brownish color...It seems like it could have been roadkill. Seriously it was like a dark dark brown! They say oh we had to raise prices and lower the portions because of high fuel and food prices. Seriously HELLO look outside gas is below 2 dollars a gallon. The company who runs the school lunches will usually make over a dollar per lunch, if not a lot more. Companies these days just keep getting greedier. School lunches are getting smaller and more expensive every year. It's scary to think how much it will be in a few years. I say they will break the 3 dollar mark(I think most school lunches are under that at the moment) and they will be smaller than items off the 99cent menu at wendys. Does anyone agree with me that the companies that run school lunches need to stop getting greedier and give students real food? Oops sorry i mean't gas is below 3 dollars a gallon The reason i don't take a packed lunch is because I like need hot food to live. If i eat cold or like room temperature food i get so sick of it. How can you complain the government? At my school the company just donates like 50 grand and the school board just turns their back. Seriously the company has to get the state's consent to raise prices i think. I was talking to my dad and he's like yeah the reason the state allows it is because the company that runs my school's lunch donates a lot to the government. more

Resolved Question: My High School needs a new Lunch Program, are there any good ones?

Ok so i am in the tenth grade and i get school lunch. we currently have a really bad lunch menu of gross things cooked in oil.. it's really bad for us and everyone complains. I ws wondering if there are any school lunch programs that i could notify my school about so that we could have a better lunch menu. my school is located in New York, so only programs that exist in New York please. THNX IN ADVANCE!(: more

Resolved Question: What vegetarian food can I take to lunch?

I'm a vegetarian :] My high school doesn't offer a vegetarian menu. My lunch usually consist of: a fruit parfait with granola and an organic tea. I need more options!!! I am not very fond of packing my lunch because I never know what to take! Does anybody have any quick and easy suggestions for vegetarian food I could take to school for lunch?! Thanks! more

Resolved Question: How could I convince my school to consider adding healthy vegetarian options to the lunch menu?

My school has few things I can eat. The meatless options would be sides (fruits and veggies, but nothing feeling and not much of a variety), french fries and cheese sticks. Other that that, there's really nothing I can eat there. Even the salads always have meat in them. Here is a list of some of the main dishes they serve at my school: pizza chicken sandwitch hamburger beef o roni fried chicken (just about every friday) hot dog corn dog spagetti tacos chicken fajitas chicken nuggets ham sandwitch So there's basically not much I can eat to feel me up during the day and the 2 hours of band practice after school I have 3 times a week. I usually take my lunch because I don't have much of a choice if I want a decent meal, but I'd think it would be nice if there were some healthy, vegetarian options other that sides, which usually are things like maybe an apple or canned peaches for fruit and lettuce and tomato slices for veggies. But one of the problems is, I'm basically the only vegetarian at my school, so I have no clue how I'm going to try to get vegetarian meals added to the lunch menu. So, what could I do? BTW, I've read PETA's thing about getting your cafeteria to add vegetarian options, and it just confuses me. I'm a Freshman in High School just to let you know. more

Resolved Question: Quick and easy packed vegetarian lunch ideas?

My high school has nothing on the menu that is vegetarian except for salad, and I don't have enough money to pay for gas to drive somewhere else for lunch everyday. So, does anyone know of simple and cheap lunches I could pack for school? more

Resolved Question: Can everyone give me feedback on an essay I wrote about high school education policies?

My parents were surprised the day I got an acceptance letter from Brown University. They were then even more surprised when I proceeded to spend all 8 semesters there on the Dean's List, and graduate Magna Cum Laude. But if this is how I performed at college, why did I so severely underachieve during high school? The problem may also be related to my high school’s abysmal 60% graduation rate (150 graduates overall) as recently reported by state education department. This is worse than 90% of the state's public high schools with more than 50 students graduating per class, and of non-inner-city schools it is among the worst 4%. My town is fairly small, with two local colleges, and it attracts tourism to the surrounding area every year. So why is the graduation rate comparable to that of a crime-ridden inner-city school? The teachers are not to blame, and neither is the state. To me, the problem stems from poorly used time at school and harmful discipline policies. Much of a student's day in school is wasted. Six periods per day means 25 minutes switching classes. Add 35 minutes for lunch and a 55 minute PhysEd class or 55 minute study hall, and this amounts to 2 hours not spent in class, every school day. Compounding the problem is a 7:30 AM start time, which places unnecessary demands on adolescents with unique circadian sleeping rhythms and teachers who have to commute. Students taking buses have to wake up at 6 AM or earlier. Many classmates nodded off to sleep during class all the time when I went to school (5 years ago). Physical Education is crucial for our overweight society, but student athletes - already under time constraints due to their sport - should not have to attend PE. They can receive PE grades for participation in their sport according to practice attendance, which is plenty of activity to stay in shape. It is arguable that adding 50 minutes of activity in phys ed. to the time an athlete spends at practice is actually too much activity. With fewer phys ed students overall, it can become the 5 period per week class that it should be, instead of the current 2-3 periods per week. Breakfast and Lunch should be optional, and offered only before and after the school day. Mandatory lunch is a waste of the students' time and the school's resources. Faculty and staff have to supervise, and a large portion of behavioral problems occur during the lunch period. The cafeteria is expected to offer healthy, yet affordable, options on its menu, but students invariably choose the least healthy foods or refuse to eat at all. For students who stay after school for extra help, one meal is certainly not enough to sustain energy levels from 7 AM to 3 PM, and athletes doing this may even attend practice afterwards on an empty stomach. This is unhealthy. For most students, study hall is spent being the least productive as possible - they draw, talk, play cards, sleep, take 15 minute bathroom breaks, or get a "library-pass" to use the internet in the library, rarely for educational purposes. The answer is not strict enforcement of study hall rules- study hall should simply be eliminated altogether. It lengthens an already too long school day and, like lunch, only provides time for student behavior to veer off track. Study hall is an utter waste of time. Many students need extra help learning material. But it is unfair to require 7 hours of a student's day (two hours of which, as mentioned, is wasted) and then expect them to seek additional help at the end of the day. This is also very burdensome on the faculty. Shortening the school day to four-50 minute class periods - by eliminating mid-day lunch and study hall - would open up more time for extra help before and after school. Many type-A students only need the notes and a textbook to earn good grades. Others need close interaction with a teacher in small groups or even one-on-one. Ignoring the needs of these students, and teaching everyone the same way, is neglectful. Finally, attendance policies at my high school have become overtly authoritarian and harmful to students’ attitudes. Instead of addressing problems they perpetuate them. A student arriving to class 5 minutes late must miss the entire period. He or she then misses material and falls behind. This policy fosters contempt of the disciplinary system and indifference toward the material that administrators seem willing to compromise as punishment. Next time, instead of showing up 5 minutes late the student may skip class entirely, resulting in suspension, which in turn breeds more contempt. The cycle becomes self-sustaining, and the result is one of the worst graduation rates in the state- 60%. So many requirements and restrictions about student whereabouts makes school feel more like a prison than a place of education, which is ultimately what school is meant to be. This kind of scrutinization sends the message that learning is merely a byproduct of following arbitrary rules and schedules. In reality, learning should be the utmost priority, and policies should be made with enough creativity, and enough concern for students’ attitudes, that this goal isn’t compromised. In one of my professors’ words, “Keep It Simple, Stupid.” Simplifying the school day to four classes, while eliminating study hall and mid-day lunch, and waiving PE for athletes, would shift the focus back to education. It sends a much more positive message to students- that school is worthwhile, and your opportunity to learn will not be compromised. more

Resolved Question: Weight Gain and School Food, ECT

Note: I'm not so sure where to put this... *sigh* I'm not really sure that anyone can help me with this. It's also abit random. Anyways, I'm a bit bummed out, simply because A) School is starting soon and B) The food. Last year I started High School, I had been homeschooling a few years before that. I've always been a bit heavy, and figured being in school might help me to loose weight. Well, I gained it instead. It just stinks! Everything there is so unhealthy. And if you want to eat decent, then it costs you. I mean, I want water, but water isn't free, milk is. I would eat salad everyday.... however, they don't have good quality, and I grew up on veggies, I love veggies. So I can't settle for anything less than good quality produce. Theres also that little fact that, oh tsk, all the things I want are on the back of the bar, which I cannot reach. And even when the lunch ladies see you stuggling to get said veggie, they don't help. Has anyone ever done anything to change the menu in their cafeteria? I really want to make changes, and I know other people do, but I'm not sure HOW. It's not just the food either, but it's a big part of the problem. I'm bothered by the fact that they don't allow kids to drink in class. Water even. Aren't we told to drink tons of water a day? That it helps to remain full and awake? So we spend half our day at school and are expected to get half that water in durring a 30 minute break? What a smart idea.... it will so totally work! So, does anyone know how to get people to listen to you in these cases? For a long time I've wanted to change things about my life, and the world I live in.... but I usually get fed up because no one cares- they loose that desire to change things to. :-) I actually did carry my food to lunch everyday for the first month or so of school. However it really got tedious for me because they don't have fridges for you to keep your food in, so you need nice sized lunch bag for an ice pack. Plus it's getting hard righ tnow because we don't keep groceries well at the time being, my parents are working alot and I can't drive alone for another year. Actually, everyone thought I was a vegetarian for a long time when I brought my own food- go figure. The problem is that I know that nobody wants to hear it. Maybe it's time to break down some doors though, instead of just knocking. more

Resolved Question: What should I eat?

I am trying to get a couple of menus together of what I should be eating since apparantly my menu is leaving me feeling tired every day. I am a 15 year old girl, 5'8" tall and 110 lbs, (yes I have amenorrehea). I run on my high school's cross country and track team and this summer I am running 25-35 miles per week including one long run a week of 7-8 miles. Here is a sample of what I ate yesterday when I ran 7.5 miles... BREAKFAST - one medium size bowl of Frosted Flakes Gold LUNCH -one chicken sandwich on whole wheat bread w/ lettuce, and light mayo -one medium size peach DINNER -one plate of baked ziti -one side salad w/ fat free rasberry vinagrette dressing DESSERT -one sliver of chocolate cake Any advice would be great!!!! more

Resolved Question: BBQ foods?

I am graduating high school this May and it's a big affair since I am the oldest grandchild/neice on both sides of my family. We're planning it fairly early because we have to reserve the pavilion relatively soon, and I have a lot of out-of-town relatives. We need to feed at least 50 or so people, so we need to plan the menu now. A range of ages will be present, from toddlers to senior citizens. We need plenty of food to appeal to everyone. What types of food do you enjoy at BBQs that we are forgetting? Lunch: burgers hot dogs brats potato salad fruit salad green salad corn on the cob grilled veggies cole slaw Beverages: soda water lemonade iced tea punch Dessert: CAKE! brownies cookies jello and pudding dishes fresh fruit Anything we're missing? Thanks so much for your input! more

Resolved Question: Do you trust school lunches? Beef recall they feed our kids garbage?

Officials Order Largest Beef Recall in US U.S. schools and fast-food restaurants are taking one brand of beef off their menus Monday as part of the largest beef recall in American history - 65 million kilograms. The meat was produced by a California processor accused of violating food safety regulations by slaughtering cattle that were too sick to walk. Officials say so-called "downer" cattle are at higher risk of diseases - including Mad Cow disease. But they also downplay the health risk to humans in this particular case. Federal officials suspended operations at the plant last week after undercover video showed crippled and sick animals being shoved into the slaughterhouse by a worker on a forklift. The U.S. Department of Agriculture ordered the recall Sunday. It covers frozen beef produced over the past two years by the Westland/Hallmark Meat Company. more

Resolved Question: Is it ok to do this?

is it ok to buy food that contains like pork to ur friend who is none muslim? to eat it ur not eating it it jst comes with the lunch menu cus i dont know if it is haram to do this will stop and i dont really buy the food i get free lunch with my card at my high school so is this ok? im buying food that contains pork to someone who eats pork cus they r none muslim, but im not eating it , its for them. Is this ok sorry if it was confusing more

Resolved Question: Moms with daughter's obsessed with High School Musical....?

I need some suggestions...Ok my daughter's birthday party is about two weeks away and it's a HSM theme. I need some help with decoration ideas, game ideas and possibly food suggestions. I'm making the invites myself so far the ones my daughter has approved look like tickets to the show. I'm in the process of making VIP passes for her friends she is inviting to the slumber party.I found some ideas online for games and food I'm thinking of doin my kitchen up like a school cafeteria or pack a bunch of brown bag lunches ( the movie is set at school afterall)I was thinking if I do the buffet bit I may even make up school lunch menus to go with the invites. I'm looking for game ideas mostly. My daughter has the dance one and the DVD board game. Her friend has the karaoke for HSM her mom may send that with her. The site I have said to buy some fake cell phones and hide them and have the girls find them. Anyone else have suggestion food, game, or decoration wise? I don't want to hear you think the movie is gay or any comments like that. My daughter is only 8 and loves it that's what matters. I love to make my kids birthdays special and I'm just asking for a little help doing that. more

Resolved Question: i need help with my weight!?

Okay...I’m 16, 5'6, and only 113 lbs!!! I know I’m skinny...my problem is that everything I’ve tried doesn’t work...including PROTEIN SHAKES, BARS.....I’ve tried eating 6 meals and 2000 more calories more than what I normally eat....Everything seems pointless. it might be in my GENES or my Metabolism is REALLY high. does anybody know a solution to my problem...any weight gaining tips or diets that I could try? Here's a normal day of eating for me Breakfast: Cereal bar/ Milk Lunch at school/ Depends on menu Lunch after school/ Sandwich, chips, banana, orange juice Snack: ranges from candy, yogurt, a TV dinner Dinner: usually steak and potatoes post dinner. Rice, chicken, milk more

Resolved Question: Should high schools have McDonalds or Burger King restuants in the school cafeteria/Diner?

I was just thinking, maybe kids will enjoy eating school lunch if they had McDonalds resturant in public high school cafeteria (I'm not sure about middle school) . All the food will cost money, cost a little bit less than the public McDonalds. (Everything on the Dollar menu is 50Cents) And The school can't get sued because the children bought the food, they choose to buy the foods from mcdonalds. I think it would make school more exciting. I knew that kids are getting fat. But that doesnt matter anyways considering we still have soda machines, and we sell chicken wings and frech fries. If those kids get fat it's their own fault. They bought the food, out of all thechoices they have in the cafeteria, they chose mcdonald. They CHOSE to eat it so it's their own dam n fault more

Resolved Question: Anyone else concerned about school lunches?

I'm sort of a closet health nut. I'm looking over the school lunch menus and I'm appalled at how much high fat, low fiber food they are giving the kids. I try to make up for it at home, but to compensate for all the meats they give them, I'm going without meats at my dinners now. I know they have limited funds for these things, but children's health in America is declining and school might be a good place to teach them good eating habits they may not be learning at home more

Resolved Question: Yo mama jokes?

your moms like a big mac...full of fat and worth 1 dollar Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No Professionals." Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning. Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it." Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars. Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween. Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her. Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry. Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow. Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound. Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies. Yo momma so ugly they filmed, "Gorillas in the Mist," in her shower. Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras. Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her. Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say ,"Damn, is it Halloween already?" Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday. Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects. Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints. Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours...for a quote! Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out! Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested! Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her! Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone! Yo momma so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown. Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone! Yo momma so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they're afraid of her face!! Yo momma so ugly that her face will make a freight train take a dirt road! Yo momma so ugly the NHL banned her for life. Yo momma so ugly, she walked into taco bell and they all ran for the border! Yo momma so ugly people go ask her for Halloween. Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her. Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away. Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye. Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party! Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! " Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!! Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!" Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck. Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator! Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell! Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family. Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil! Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale! Yo momma so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ole *** over! Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it. Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up. Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections! Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER! Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun! Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book! Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand! Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued." Yo momma so fat her nickname is, "DAY-UM!" Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. Yo momma so fat we're in her right now. 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